"What's taters, precious?" Bring a taste of the Shire to your kitchen with this Personalised Lord of the Rings Chopping Board. Whether you plan to boil 'em, mash 'em, or stick 'em in a stew, this custom wood cutting board is the perfect prep surface for any foodie or fan of Middle Earth. Expertly engraved with the iconic "Po-ta-toes" quote, this board serves as both a hilarious piece of kitchen decor and a functional cooking tool. It is the ultimate housewarming gift for couples, a thoughtful present for chefs, or a treat for your own home. Product Details: ✨ Design: Features the classic Samwise Gamgee quote and movie-inspired typography. ✨ Dimensions: 30cm x 20cm (approx. 11.8" x 7.9") – The perfect size for chopping vegetables or using as a serving board for cheese and snacks. ✨ Material: Durable, high-quality wood that is gentle on your knives. ✨ Personalisation: Make it unique! We will laser engrave the name of your choice onto the board (e.g., "Taters" or "Robbies"). QUESTIONS If you ever have a question about one of our items or if something isn’t quite right with your order, just send us a message here on Etsy. Our small Black Oak Farm team is always close by, happy to help, and dedicated to making sure you’re cared for every step of the way. 🌿 Small farm, big heart ✨ Thoughtfully crafted, one-of-a-kind gifts 📮 Quick dispatch from our Yorkshire home 🚚 Reliable, fast delivery 🇬🇧 UK based 🌍 Worldwide shipping available OUR STORY Black Oak Farm began as a small family project here in the Yorkshire countryside, just a handful of handmade items created in spare moments between tending the garden, raising our children, and building a life grounded in simplicity and intention. What started as personal gifts for friends and family slowly grew into a place where we now craft meaningful, personalised pieces for people all over the world. Every item we offer is designed and made by our close-knit family, with a few wonderful creatives who have become family along the way. Together, we focus on thoughtful craftsmanship: engraved keepsakes, hand-drawn designs, natural materials, and personalised touches that make a gift feel truly special. We believe gifts should carry a story, a bit of warmth, and a sense of care. That’s why we choose high-quality materials, small-batch production, and fast, friendly service. Whether you’re choosing something for a celebration, a milestone, or a quiet moment of appreciation, we’re honoured to help you create a gift that feels genuinely meaningful. From our home to yours, thank you for supporting our family business and being part of the Black Oak Farm journey. 🌿 JOIN US ON OUR JOURNEY We’d love to share more of life here at Black Oak Farm, behind-the-scenes making, new product drops, cosy moments from the garden, and the small creative rituals that shape our days. 💚 Don’t forget to favourite our shop to see new releases first. Follow us and be part of our growing community: 📸 Instagram: @blackoakfarmshop 📘 Facebook: @blackoakfarmshop 📌 Pinterest: @blackoakfarmshop 🎥 TikTok: @blackoakfarmshop Come say hello, we’d love to have you with us. 🌿 OUR SHIPPING TIMES We prepare and post your order with care from our little corner of Yorkshire. Most items are dispatched the next working day after your order is placed. Every parcel leaves our farm carefully wrapped and quality-checked, so it arrives ready to gift. At checkout, you can choose from a range of trusted shipping options: United Kingdom • Royal Mail Tracked 48: approx. 2 working days • Royal Mail Tracked 24: approx. 1 working day • FedEx UK / UPS: Next working day (Mon–Fri) International • Royal Mail International Tracked: 7–10 working days • FedEx International Express: 2–3 working days International delivery times may vary slightly during peak seasons, but tracking is included for peace of mind. If you ever need a hand choosing the right shipping method, just send us a message, we’re always happy to help. 🌿 REPLACEMENTS If something isn’t quite right with your order, please reach out within 90 days of receiving your item. Just send us a message here on Etsy with your order number and a brief description of the issue, photos are helpful if something arrived damaged. If we’ve made a mistake in personalisation or production, or if your item has been damaged in transit, we’ll happily arrange a replacement. In some cases, we may ask for the original item to be returned to us in its received condition. For non-personalised items, replacements are offered only if the product is faulty or damaged. Your experience matters to us, and we’ll always do our best to make things right. 🌿